Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Suicide Bob-ombers

My Family Crest Draing's expounding has got me thinking about a nasty little enemy that I have encountered countless times and have defeated countless + 1 times.

I speak, of course, of the Suicide Bob-omber. The concept of blowing one's self to Havana for one's beliefs is not unique to this planet, unfortunately. Unlike here, though, Badaserian suicide bob-ombers know their place. They are utilized for purely defensive means to protect strongholds and the like. This is a very subtle, yet important distinction. Somehow, this just seems nobler... or more noble.
He's late for a very important date.

Also, they are not only very easy to spot given their small, (very literally) bomb-like countenance, but they also have the fortunate tendency of designating their imminent annihilation with a helpful, flashing, warning posture. This allows you to simply pick them up and toss them away with moments to spare. The crafty adventurer might even utilize their incendiary nature for makeshift demolitions; should a wall or say, giant frog impede his or her progress.

Conversely, I can't think of a single, positive effect produced by your species' version.
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